Ze Von and Only III:  Excitable Boy

by Darth Nonie (nonie@avalon.net)
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"I mean it, Mulder. Don't you dare get killed on me. Take better care of
yourself or I'm gonna keep you permanently handcuffed to the bed."

"Mmm."

"You just don't care, do you? You're gonna walk right into that next
shootout, that next mutant wasps' nest, that next UFO, as if you didn't
care what happens to you at all. Well, I do, Mulder. And I'm damned if I
want to go to your funeral."

"Stay away, then. See if I care."

"Damn it, Mulder! If you get yourself killed on me, I'm gonna dig you up
and drop you on that smoking bastard's doorstep like a dead mouse."

"Now that's an idea. Maybe we should try it."

"Mulder...!"

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The End